Elementary, dear Watson ...

Tricky Trees has indeed regained the top spot after a week in 2nd spot. LSC's unfounded comments that TT is a flash in the wok was just that - unfounded.

The TT fans were heard chanting to the downtrodden LSC fans.

"Who's the Special One?
Who's the Special One?
We've got the Special One
And you've got no one."

The LSC yobs when interviewed commented "We wish our manager would stop talking tripe and get our team going. It's ridiculous to be commenting on other teams when we have not even been in the top 5. This is simply not good enough. My missus could have picked a better team this week and she doesn't even know the difference between the Arse's Henry and Henry who works as a butcher down the street."

The TT manager prefered to be philosophical than to go into an exchange with the yobs saying "Our team is certainly growing from strength to strength, and we can only get better. LSC took a risk in retaining Henry. Calculated or desperation, only time will tell, but at this early point of the season, all seasoned managers will tell you, it's the points that count. And we are where we are today by merit."