The (sorry) Week that Was

Next time you do bad on fantasy Football imagine this:

You're a siamese twin,

You'r brother, attached at your shoulder,

is gay,

You're not,

He has a date coming over tonight,

You only have one ass.

I tell you Rio Ferdinand is on the take! Thank god for Owen ... you hauled TT back to the Top 5!

Still, it's important to stay in touch with the 1000+ points group. Having said that, look at Predator ... one good week and he's back in the frame!