Caught in the Act!

What FF can do to the productivity in the office ... here are two managers, Nisteroy and Buscar Flete caught in the act of utilising company's resources and strategising their teams during working hours! Total disregard for their boss who sits behind them! Tsk Tsk Tsk!

GOOD HELP IS SO HARD TO FIND THESE DAYS!!

My Week 8 Predictions.

From this week onwards I will be posting my weekend predictions. I just want to keep track of my guesses somewhere. Where better than this blog. If you guys want to comment, go ahead. I will try to justify my predictions.

Blackburn 2 – WBA 1
Charlton 1 – Tottenham 1
Fulham 1 – MU 2
Man City 2 – Everton 0
Portsmouth 0 – Newcastle 2
Sunderland 2 – West Ham 2
Arsenal 2 – Birmingham 0
Villa 1 - Boro 0
L’pool 1 – Chelsea 1
Wigan 1 – Bolton 2

If I start getting this shit right, I will open a Ladbrokes account.

ASTRO EPL Schedule This Weekend

English Premier Football League 2005/2006 - ESPN
01 Oct 2155 Fulham vs. Manchester United
02 Oct 1210 Sunderland vs. West Ham United
02 Oct 1810 Manchester City vs. Everton
02 Oct 2025 Arsenal vs. Birmingham City
02 Oct 2255 Liverpool vs. Chelsea

English Premier Football League 2005/06 - Star Sports
01 Oct 2154 Portsmouth vs. Newcastle United
02 Oct 2200 Aston Villa vs. Middlesbrough
02 Oct 1200 Charlton Athletic vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Some 'live', some 'delayed'

Reflection From The Silver Trophy Part 2

It has been a pretty awful two weeks. Porno has climbed above me and taking a small lead. The only consolation is Tricky Trees ain't doing to well either.

I'll be in Jakarta till the end of the week. I am hoping the combination of the polluted Jakarta air, Javanese broads and pecehlele would inspire me to be top scorer for this up and coming week.

Till then,
Your Campionissimo.

9 Point Gain?? Is that it??

After so much noise and waste of energy by Timmissimo, LSC will only get to gain 9 points on the Maniacs for Week 7. Just 9 points??

Lets put this into perspective, Week 1 the Maniacs trashed LSC by 35.5 points, Week 2 we beat them by 19.5 points, Week 4 by 21 points. It's noted that LSC got better points in Week 3 by 11.5 points but does doing better in two weeks by a total of 20.5 points justify the noise and postings done by LSC, I dont think so.

Like I said in a previous comments, I will not layan LSC anymore until they are on equal/better standing as the Manics. Its such a waste of time to trash talk against managers that have no bearing on the current standings at the top of the table. Its like Paul Jewell trash talking Mourinho or Sir Alex, the latter just won't listen or give a shit. Right now, I don't either (to any comments by LSC)

puta

Nuno, u stupid spanish paella cohones. How can you not play?

A tribute to all that had him as their # 1 for Week 6

Maniacs ... Ooh Maniacs ....

(sung to the tune of Georgia on my mind)

Latest Update From Soccernet

Current champions, LSC Timmissimo is eyeing 6th spot now currently occupied by Woehern Warriors with Nuno Valente and Jose Reyes to play tonight. With only 9 points separating them, this looks to be a realistic possibility. Maniacs will probably drop to 4th position with SHELLshocked having yet another mazy start to the league.

LSC's manager, Timmy Pantani played down the excitement surrounding Maniacs, 'The attention is due to them leading the league [last week] and Maniacs is a massive club with history. So is Blackburn Rovers*. The fact of the matter is, they had one magical season when the league was young and small. They became the perennial midtable club since then. Therefore, take away the rhetorics and the hype Maniacs is just a mediocre club. I know passion runs deep but a fact's a fact.'

*won the league once and then struggled to finish higher than midtable and occassionally flirted with relegation.

LSC Timmissimo ultras chant,

'Blackburn Maniacs, Blackburn Maniacs'
'Jojo, Jojo, Are you Craig David** in disguise'
'Blackburn Maniacs, Blackburn Maniacs'
'Jojo, Jojo, Are you Craig David** in disguise'

**the one album wonder

Interview with the Maniac

“All teams will encounter weeks where the results just don’t go your way. To win you have to minimise these weeks and have a few really good ones” said Jojo, Manager of the Malaysian Maniacs, after his teams dismal performance in Week 6 which should drop his team to 4th place, 3rd at best.

On the issue of goalkeeper, he stated that the team has signed on a top keeper for the remainder of the season. He also added that what happened to Warner (own goal) is just part and parcel of the game. “We have had keeper issues but even with this problem we are still in the top group fighting for top spot every week. There are still 34 teams below us. There are teams that have had Van De Sar from Week 1 but are still languishing mid table. One player does not make a team. You need a well balanced squad.” It was pretty obvious that he wasn’t going to name teams but from our best guess he was referring to LSC Timmisimo.

When asked on how he will play the remainder of the season, “we will play how we have played the last few weeks. Conservative. Let the other teams take risks to close the gap. We are comfortable where we are now. If they make good calls, well good for them. If not they will slip even further behind.”

Before ending the interview he made one last statement “I would just like to say to the other managers in positions below us not to make any comments until they are in the same standing as us. It will be like spitting in their own face if they do because right now, they’re just not good enough”

Fall From Grace?

Maniacs, Maniacs.. Is your keeper Ray Charles in disguise?
Maniacs, Maniacs.. Is your keeper Ray Charles in disguise?

Are you still singing, LSC?

LSC Yobs vented their anger on the manager as they saw their team plummet further down the table after Monday night. Even Pantani was heard saying "Can he stop making inferences to our good name? It's embarassing."

Not only is the gulf of points widening between LSC and the top 4*, they are moving closer to being in the same half as their perenial neighbouring rival, JFC. Last season second place team, Nisteroy said "Doesn't matter what he say la, as long as he still below me."

How true that rings ...

When asked to comment on their rivalry with LSC, TT manager commented philosophically, "We are not concerned with them. We are after results for ourselves, the team, the fans. They can say whatever they want. We are judged by results and at this moment, being in 11th place, I don't think they have the right to be posting any comments here. We don't even hear the Maniacs blowing their trumpet as yet after climbing up the top spot, so what logic can a mediocre team like LSC have to say anything about any other team in this league."

Timmissimo ... Timmissimo ...
Are you Luxemburgo in disguise?
Timmissimo ... Luxemburgo ...
Are you one and the same? One and the same?

* Ed's note - Only the top 4 teams have exceeded the 500 point mark after 5 weeks of play.

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LSC ... are you Arsenal in disguise?

The "Special One" was seen gesturing to the Ignoramus aka LSC Yobs.

"Their supporters are just disillusioned at the moment. They simply cannot stomach the fact that their club has still not broken the 500 point mark as the leaders have. And to top it off, they are currently tied with Nisteroy for 5th. So, while their ranking says joint-fifth, they are actually 6th in the league" commented the TT manager.

"We are not concerned with their jibes. Listen to our discerning fans ..."

Where are you, LSC? Where are you?
Are you Arsenal in disguise, Arsenal in disguise, Arsenal in disguise?
Where O Where are yoooooooooooo ....

"Our fans know the real deal" he remarks.

Ed's note: for those who haven't seen the latest standings, below is the illustration and gulf in points between LSC and TT. And it will get slightly wider by end of today as TT still has 2 more players unaccounted for as yet, following West Ham's thrashing of Villa last night.

Flash In The Wok

Tricky Trees, Tricky Trees ... Where's dat silly grin of yours?
Tricky Trees, Tricky Trees ... U no different than Nottingham Forest!

Tricky Trees, Tricky Trees ... Where's dat silly grin of yours?
Tricky Trees, Tricky Trees ... U no different than Nottingham Forest!

I am just 0.02 points short of having the dream forward of

Henry - Owen - Van Nistelrooy

!@#$%cibai!*#&^$fulat&^@!$2

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This date is chosen as the qualifying for the Champions Cup will start on the next week. Therefore, those that dont pay, will not be in the Champions Cup.

Last season I was lenient with late payers by not kicking them out. In the end I had to fork out my own money to ensure sufficiency as per the budget. Due to this I will not be lenient this season.

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