Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The Cup Champ, the F*%k up and Pool Money

Firstly, I would like to congratulate Predator for winning the Champions Cup for the third year running. This domination of the Cup is truly an amazing feat. Are we going to let him keep the trophy?? Should we decide to do so, we need a trophy donation for next season.

Some of you might have realized that I received 0.00 points in the most crucial of times (Week 36’s double game week). A word of advice. NEVER “check” your team 1 minute before deadline when you’re drunk, coz you could accidentally remove a player from your team and not have time to put him back in (at 2.29am I had 11 players, at 2.30 deadline time I had 10). I think it was a strategy by Porno FC to eliminate one competitor :) To make things worst I would have gotten a decent 160+ points from the week. Anyways, that life…

Finally, there are still teams owing the Liga pool money. Should teams not pay, the Liga payout for the winners will reduce proportionately and these teams will be banned next season.

Regards,

The Commish

p/s: should work commitments continue to be at this same pace next season I will need a co-commissioner to assist me.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I Celebrate

Nottingham Forest went into the play-offs for the first time this season with their 6th win in a row and a 10 match unbeaten run since that mug, Gary Megson left!

I'd like to think that my inisistent support and visit to the City Ground 2 weeks ago had something to do with this sudden turn of events.


This has absolutely nothing to do with FF but who cares? Chelsea has won the title, that's a foregone conclusion! Dipsomaniacs look to win the FF title unless his nerves breaks down ... it's a shame that Enemy of the State do not indulge in mind games ala Fergie!

I want in on the Top 5 spot!! Nisteroy and Real Whasisname ... you have been warned!

Monday, April 17, 2006

Last Words From The Champion II (Really, I swear)

Much Ado With Dipsomaniacs, Malaysian 'Own goal' Maniacs & Razzmatazz

One thing that the league have always delivered especially at the end of the season is excitement. No team has won the league outright come the final weeks of the season since its inauguration. This season is no different. Just when everyone thought Dipsomaniacs was falling apart he made one big effort and fought back. With 2 1/2 weeks remaining he came from behind and created a gap up front against season campaigner and ex-champion Enemy of The State. Bravo Justin.

But another story just as big is Malaysian Maniacs fall from grace. He committed school boy error by messing about with his team pissed drunk and left a player short before passing out. Such mistakes are more likely to be committed by the likes of Razmatazz, Golmember and Porno. But by Commissioner?? Simply shocking. Our RM200 side bet a week ago looked like a forgone conclusion with him walking away with the dosh. Now I am in the driving seat to win the bet.

La Squadra Ciclista Timmissimo is back within striking distance of Razmatazz even though the latter was assisted by Yahoo sudden change with its listing of matches e.g., Arsenal-Portsmouth in Week 36. With Porno sudden lost of form, a Top 10 finish looks a distinct possibility.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Last words from the Champion (I promise)

With Yahoo adding games posthumously, my pursuit of Razzmatazz is all but over.

Damn You Razman Damn yooooooooouuuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! I hetchuuuuuuu!!

PS. Come on Justine, don't fall apart now. Not on the final lap. Goddamnit. We can't have a team winning the league more than once.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Champions Cup Final

This week (week 36) is the Final of the Champions Cup between Predator and ReallaHwyCarunia.

Predator will be gunning for its 3rd straight Cup. Will Realla... be able to stop the Liga cup team.

All the best to both teams. Please remember that the Final is a 'one off' match. There is no two legs similar to the UEFA Champions League.

Regards,
The Commish

p/s: just to comment on the previous posting by the soon 'to be' ex-champ... dude, i think you posted that too early.. it seems like your 'dark horse' Porno FC has dropped below me in the Liga.. I can still dream of a very dramatic and possible end of season charge... can you??